The Best Breaking Bad's Quotes
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"Breaking Bad: Pilot (#1.1)" (2008)
Walter H. White: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
[covers camera momentarily]
Walter H. White: Skyler, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Walter junior, you're my big man. There are... there are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
"Breaking Bad: Pilot (#1.1)" (2008)
Jesse Pinkman: Wait. Wait. Hold up. Tell me why you're doing this. Seriously.
Walter H. White: Why do you do it?
Jesse Pinkman: Money, mainly.
Walter H. White: There you go.
Jesse Pinkman: Nah, come on, man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?
Walter H. White: I'm 50.
Jesse Pinkman: It's weird, is all. Okay, it doesn't compute. Listen, if you've gone crazy or something, I mean, if you... If you've gone crazy, or depressed. I'm... I'm just saying. That... That's something I need to know about. Okay, I mean, that affects me.
Walter H. White: I am awake.
Jesse Pinkman: What?
Walter H. White: Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.
"Breaking Bad: Cat's in the Bag... (#1.2)" (2008)
Walter White: I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic; it will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there's that.
"Breaking Bad: ...And the Bag's in the River (#1.3)" (2008)
Jesse Pinkman: Yo kiss my pink ass man. I didn't ask for any of this. Alright how am I supposed to live here now huh? My whole house smells like toe cheese and dry cleaning.
Walter White: Because you didn't follow my instructions.
Jesse Pinkman: Oh, well heil Hitler bitch and let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin. OK, you and me. You and me. Coin flip is sacred. Your job is waiting for you in that basement, as per the coin. Fucking do it already.
"Breaking Bad: Peekaboo (#2.6)" (2009)
Gretchen Schwartz: I don't even know what to say to you. I don't even know where to begin. I feel so sorry for you, Walt.
Walter White: FUCK YOU!
"Breaking Bad: Over (#2.10)" (2009)
Walter H. White: [while shopping at the building supply center, Walt notices a cart full of meth supplies. The Tweeker who belongs to the cart puts boxes of wooden matches in the cart] You're buying the wrong matches. Those matches. They're the wrong kind. Red phosphorous is found in the striker strips, not the matches themselves. You need to get the big 200-count box of individual match books. More striker strips. You understand? Those only have the one. And don't buy everything in one place. Do it piecemeal. Different items, different stores. Attracts less attention. Hmm? You following me here?
[the Tweeker is so spooked that he abandons the cart and runs away]
[In the parking lot Walter goes where is the tweeker and his partner, he stares the other guy]
Walter H. White: Stay out of my territory.
"Breaking Bad: Bit by a Dead Bee (#2.3)" (2009)
Walter White: My wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?
"Breaking Bad: Cornered (#4.6)" (2011)
Skyler White: Walt, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger!
Walter White: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
"Breaking Bad: Face Off (#4.13)" (2011)
Skyler White: Jesus Walt the news here, gus fring is dead, he was blown up along some person from some mexican cartel, and the DEA has no idea what to make of it. Do you know about this? ... Walt i need you to...
Walter White: It's Over. We're safe.
Skyler White: Was this you? What happened?
Walter White: I won.
"Breaking Bad: Hazard Pay (#5.3)" (2012)
Saul Goodman: He's okay? He said he was gonna break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? 'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it.
Walter White: Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on. Grow a pair.
"Breaking Bad: Say My Name (#5.7)" (2012)
Declan: Who the hell are you?
Walter White: You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.
Declan: Do what? I don't... I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.
Walter White: Yeah, you do. I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.
Declan: Bullshit. Cartel got Fring.
Walter White: Are you sure?
[Declan looks at Mike and Mike shakes his head]
Walter White: That's right. Now, say my name.
Declan: [quietly] Heisenberg.
Walter White: You're goddamn right.
"Breaking Bad: Blood Money (#5.9)" (2013)
Hank Schrader: I don't know who you are. I don't even know who I'm talking to.
Walter White: If that's true, if you don't know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.
"Breaking Bad: Ozymandias (#5.14)" (2013)
Walter White: (To Jesse)I watched Jane die. I was there. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn't.
"Breaking Bad: Felina (#5.16)" (2013)
Lydia Rodarte-Quayle: Is it done? Is he gone?
Walter White: Yeah, It's done. He's gone. They're all gone.
Lydia Rodarte-Quayle: Todd? Who is this?
Walter White: It's Walt. How are you feeling? Kind of under the weather, like you've got the flu? That would be the ricin I gave you, I slipped it into that Stevia crap you're always putting in your tea.
Lydia Rodarte-Quayle: Oh my God!
Walter White: Well, Goodbye Lydia.
"Breaking Bad: Felina (#5.16)" (2013)
Walter White: Skyler, all the things that i did, you need to understand...
Skyler White: If I have to hear one more time that you did this for the family...
Walter White: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was really... I was alive.
Pinkman
"Breaking Bad: Peekaboo (#2.6)" (2009)
Jesse Pinkman: Where's my money, bitch?
"Breaking Bad: Peekaboo (#2.6)" (2009)
Jesse Pinkman: What the hell kind of mother are you?
"Breaking Bad: Phoenix (#2.12)" (2009)
Jane Margolis: Do you know what this is?
Jesse Pinkman: It's a whole lot of cheddar.
Jane Margolis: This is freedom. This is saying, "I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody." What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?
Jesse Pinkman: Is New Zealand part of Australia?
Jane Margolis: New Zealand is New Zealand.
Jesse Pinkman: Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made "Lord of the Rings". I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.
Jesse Pinkman: So you do have a plan?! Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!
Jesse Pinkman: Homo! A wire. You want a wire? I got a wire. Speak into the mic, BITCH!
"Breaking Bad: One Minute (#3.7)" (2010)
Walter White: I don't think you heard me.
Jesse Pinkman: I heard you fine. I said no.
Walter White: You understand this: you are turning down one and a half million dollars...
Jesse Pinkman: I am not turning down the money! I am turning down you! You get it? I want NOTHING to do with you! Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone! Ruined, turned to shit, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great Heisenberg! I have never been more alone! I HAVE NOTHING! NO ONE! ALRIGHT, IT'S ALL GONE, GET IT? No, no, no, why... why would you get it? What do you even care, as long as you get what you want, right? You don't give a shit about me! You said I was no good. I'm nothing! Why would you want me, huh? You said my meth is inferior, right? Right? Hey! You said my cook was GARBAGE! Hey, screw you, man! Screw you!
[long pause]
Walter White: Your meth is good, Jesse. As good as mine.
Hank
"Breaking Bad: Cancer Man (#1.4)" (2008)
Walter White: Hank? Need another beer?
Hank Schrader: Does the Pope shit in his hat?
Marie Schrader: You know, I don't think that he does, Hank. And I think everybody would like it if you'd stop saying that.
"Breaking Bad: Crazy Handful of Nothin'(#1.6)" (2008)
Hank Schrader: Damn. Chick’s got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry.
Walter Jr.: Hey, i wanna a beer.
Hank Schrader: "Yeah? I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggy. Guess what? That ain't happening either."
"Breaking Bad: Ozymandias (#5.14)" (2013)
Hank Schrader: My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck yourself.
Others
"Breaking Bad: Better Call Saul (#2.8)" (2009)
Walter H. White: What are you offering me?
Saul Goodman: What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone?
Walter H. White: I'm no Vito Corleone.
Saul Goodman: No Shit! Right now you're Fredo!
"Breaking Bad: Half Measures (#3.12)" (2010)
Mike Ehrmantraut: I used to be a beat cop, a long time ago. I'd get called on domestic disputes all the time. Hundreds, probably, over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of shit that I will never forget. Gordie. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? Walking Tall? You don't remember?
Walter H. White: No.
Mike Ehrmantraut: Anyway, big boy, 270, 280 but his wife or whatever she was, his lady was real small, like a bird. Wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I'd get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and say: "Come on, tonight's the night we press charges." This wasn't one of those "deep down, he loves me" setups. We got a lot of those, but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn't gonna cross him, no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her to the EMT's, put him a car, drive him downtown, throw him in a drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning, out he goes. Back home. But one night my partner's out sick, and it's just me. The call comes in and it's the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night we're driving into town and this sideways asshole is in my back seat humming "Danny Boy." And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth and I told him, "This is it. This is how it ends." And he's crying, going to the bathroom all over himself. Swearing to God he's gonna leave her alone. Screaming, much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet. That I needed to think about what I was gonna do here. And, of course, he got quiet goes still and real quiet. Like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. Then we just stood there for a while, me, acting like I'm thinking things over and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants. And after a few minutes, I took the gun out of his mouth and I say, "So help me, if you ever touch her again I will such and such and such, and blah, blah, blah."
Walter H. White: It was just a warning?
Mike Ehrmantraut: Of course. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of a Waring blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.
"Breaking Bad: Full Measure (#3.13)" (2010)
Walter White: I'm gonna need some... some kind of assurance.
Mike Ehrmantraut: I assure you I can kill you from way over here, if it make you feel any better.
"Breaking Bad: Abiquiu (#3.11)" (2010)
Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: You are a wealthy man now. And one must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage.
Walter White: What advice do you have for me?
Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: Never make the same mistake twice.
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